Keeping things classy since 1991. Californian living in Colorado. Go big or go home. Anxiety at it’s best. Procrastinator. Vodka. PSN- ToastyTheBeastTumblr (3.0; @sabfernandez)http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afa22b0a33eba6a38f32cca46fff1358/tumblr_mmwir2mZiq1rc2ub3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50946036231http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50946036231Mon, 20 May 2013 19:52:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f100b47047287400ab72cf26d00b0dfc/tumblr_miov953ezz1qbih6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prettygirlfood.com/post/50755152080/shells-cheese">prettygirlfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shells & Cheese</p> </blockquote> <p>I want!</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945945235http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945945235Mon, 20 May 2013 19:51:26 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31124f7731f97b0d3d83f19fb242b067/tumblr_mn45ne9qS81qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945885763http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945885763Mon, 20 May 2013 19:50:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/316e7e5a7b4449aa3d1bf4f9d2e1e508/tumblr_mlyqsrK6qZ1r30f6io1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://neurolove.me/post/49425576741/more-here" class="tumblr_blog">psych-facts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://neurolove.me">More here</a></p></blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945861479http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945861479Mon, 20 May 2013 19:50:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8v46wzSO91qman23o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gnometeeth.tumblr.com/post/50881329979/a-possum-broke-into-an-australian-bakery-and-ate">gnometeeth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.</p> </blockquote> <p>I live for this post</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to be him</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945566720http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/50945566720Mon, 20 May 2013 19:46:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed0e961e40c7b86fb609c740c9bc3946/tumblr_mm6q6lzop31qjm9bpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/49795785521http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/49795785521Mon, 06 May 2013 16:28:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c735692b04ca16487788694f65f8dda2/tumblr_mm5vlsnBcr1qjm9bpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/49795712530http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/49795712530Mon, 06 May 2013 16:27:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1684778fe434cb432b243dab0faf093f/tumblr_mj763pwenN1qexgq4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>=D SO MUCH HAPPINESS</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/48473562410http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/48473562410Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:34:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2ah2DnSX1rg7t7yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/48473246610http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/48473246610Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:29:57 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e1821f426159b417beb981caa4b3af0/tumblr_mkv6mprHLQ1qjfb45o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eebb24771106ad1b60b33d6470b121f9/tumblr_mkv6mprHLQ1qjfb45o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catbountry.tumblr.com/post/47335549845/gizmo-and-the-hazelnut-x-gizmo-no">catbountry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><em>Gizmo and the Hazelnut (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5cJqg--HcRE">x</a>)</em></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>GIZMO NO.</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/47388425116http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/47388425116Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:13:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/336b765680af1da5b7e60475479a5e30/tumblr_mkf65xiDAK1qjm9bpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46608093405http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46608093405Fri, 29 Mar 2013 14:04:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35a1ed5e76aa461a3ece8fa571b3dc09/tumblr_miswdrCz8B1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>this is so satisfying to watch </span></p> </blockquote> <p>Fucking cool</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607751158http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607751158Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:59:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqanqinfo1rqbvz4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisntmeimnotmechanical.tumblr.com/post/46566982613/omphaloskepsiss-lesbians-bisexuals-gays">thisisntmeimnotmechanical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://omphaloskepsiss.tumblr.com/post/46554419396/lesbians-bisexuals-gays-straight-boy-older">omphaloskepsiss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>lesbians</p> <p>bisexuals</p> <p>gays</p> <p>straight</p> <p>boy older than girl</p> <p>girl older than boy</p> <p>love is love</p> </blockquote> <p>If you don’t reblog this every time, I’m judging you.</p> </blockquote> <p>My fiance is 29 years older than me. So……..THIS.</p> </blockquote> <p>Actually age does matter because there’s this thing called LAWS if you’re under 18 and dating someone who’s 18+ it could be considered rape. Fuck tards</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607636329http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607636329Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:57:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/746a196e6e53c08947ba3e6e9ddda9cf/tumblr_mj2xj28lbs1qctn6so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://not-blonde.tumblr.com/post/44609178246/winona-ryder-in-high-school-i-was-wearing-an-old">not-blonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Winona Ryder in high school</em></p> <p>“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.<br/><br/>“Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’”</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck those bitches</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607373805http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607373805Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:54:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53a9beb74d55fff828e5135a264947f6/tumblr_mib44bc9Zl1qfsbdqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d4cc65c73d21e8d0e589ed22111a6a8/tumblr_mib44bc9Zl1qfsbdqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e8391e129c95918304332d45bd60324/tumblr_mib44bc9Zl1qfsbdqo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6c71f2f169b747ba962fe1f24fc5869/tumblr_mib44bc9Zl1qfsbdqo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erincutlah.tumblr.com/post/46438096518/rurone-some-people-might-feel-sorry-for">erincutlah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rurone.tumblr.com/post/46263755165/some-people-might-feel-sorry-for-themselves-in">rurone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation</p> <p>Puppy don’t care</p> <p>Puppy’s got stuff to do</p> </blockquote> <p>Puppy’s got places to be</p> </blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607095663http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/46607095663Fri, 29 Mar 2013 13:50:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9utynqYeI1rnqopjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kushandwizdom.tumblr.com/post/45282910009/click-if-you-want-more-love-life-quotes-like-this" class="tumblr_blog">kushandwizdom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kushandwizdom.tumblr.com">Click if you want more love/life quotes like this? </a></p></blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384530408http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384530408Thu, 14 Mar 2013 21:00:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md2v08JzNM1roskk1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384422046http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384422046Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:58:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln508kLuPP1qapn11o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://classy-littlefuck.tumblr.com/post/6752801728">classy-littlefuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my dad went through my school blazer and found this, he called me into the living room and was like “I won’t tell mum but Annie.. why do you have marijuana in your school pockets ?” I’m like what the fuck… and he showed me this and I’m like “dad thats a vegetable packet I didn’t eat from my chicken noodles I had from lunch today.. Look closely you can see the carrots and peas..”</p> <p>And he’s like “you’re a fucking little shit”</p> </blockquote> <p>Lmao</p>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384280513http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384280513Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:56:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2508ec8667681c24c393552978c836b4/tumblr_mgmx43XvUJ1qmyyhko1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/77cb713a118c96d7891a4a927590a46c/tumblr_mgmx43XvUJ1qmyyhko2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poisonedcandyfloss.tumblr.com/post/45282123579/the-way-he-hugs-her-head">poisonedcandyfloss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the way he hugs her head!</p> </blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384020245http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45384020245Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:53:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da1764adaa78215f05bd087d58936c47/tumblr_mjlqw7W6Fp1s6cu1uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://espeonblastoise.tumblr.com/post/45266745549/i-do-not-take-credit-for-the-creation-of-this">espeonblastoise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(I do not take credit for the creation of this gif)</p> </blockquote>http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45383759747http://sabfernandez.tumblr.com/post/45383759747Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:50:10 -0400